If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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