im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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