I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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