we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Small penises have feelings too.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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