he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
wow bdsm is so cute
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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