Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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