Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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