There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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