My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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