Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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