last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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