i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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