If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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