Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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