coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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