"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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