You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
