She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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