And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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