Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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