they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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