From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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