In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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