Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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