And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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