no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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