I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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