Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he shaved USA in his pubs
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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