We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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