I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just saw a hot homeless man
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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