fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
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That's how twitter works, right?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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