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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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