We're facebook friends in real life
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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