um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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