You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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