There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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