Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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