do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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