He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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