Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my being single is dangerous.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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