this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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