have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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