...so i touched it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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