So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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