You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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