You really coming over, don't trick.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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