I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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