smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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