I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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