I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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