I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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